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lady-wylfsbane:

themorbidmaiden:

whenever i see tripp pants i remember when i was in my senior year of high school. there was this sophmore girl who would sit the table me and some of my friends sat at during lunch period. she dated a guy who graduated before us but we knew him because he wore these pants almost every day.

one day she came to the table very upset, and when we asked her what was wrong, she said she broke up with her boyfriend because he lied all the time. he had been telling lies throughout their entire relationship. you wanna know what the lies were? he lied to her saying he was adopted, and he was a half-vampire demigod. she was crying

she was crying because her boyfriend lied to her about being an adopted half-vampire demigod

she believed

When I was in high school the guy I’m dating and living with now was a few years older than my friends and I and he had was a goth kid too but he’s very intelligent and charismatic and loved to mess with the crazy goth kids so he has them all believing he was a 3000 year old vampire lord who knew Jesus and he had a bet with him and now Jesus owes him 2 goats which is now like $500 and Jesus started Christianity and died to get out of the deal so he was waiting for the second coming to get his money from Jesus which is only going to increase with inflation and interest and all these 14-15 year olds actually believed him and that he had the powers and shit so he used it to start a ‘cult following’ and these kids would bring him food and buy him gifts and even when he told them to stop they wouldn’t leave him alone and it’s amazing what high school kids believe

theoneogorbae:

loriendesse:

middle-earth meme: [2/10 scenes]

this always makes me think about how many times in their childhood thorin must have had to kick fili and/or kili in the shin or under the table to keep them from revealing something to their mother

"ugh kili not again that’s the 7th time you’ve cut your cheek this month!"

"i didn’t mean to, but you know, uncle thorin showed me this thi—"

[K I C K]

"……..idk i thought the sword would be a good thing to shave with i thought that all on my own no help from my uncle at all"

hartmannsyoukaiboy:

roryink:

cummingtonites:

galmhd:

princeofthelight:

hairofdoom:

im laughing why is this even buried deep inside windows programming

GUYS GO DO THE THING.

WHY IS THIS EVEN HERE?!

Can’t forget about flourish.mid and town.mid

that was a pleasant surprise

Oh my god what.

at first i thought it was music from an RPG game and I was like what is this even doing in my computer and then i kept listening and i- - -

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